sábado, dezembro 24, 2005

A respeito do meu inkérito




Com 10 votos num universo de...14.., Mr. Hankey foi o grande vencedor!
Em sua honra, aqui fica a sua canção...

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
Howdy Ho!I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Sometimes He's runny Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
Howdy Ho!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Milocas tornou público que...

Tudo tudo aldrabado! foi tudo feito! é tipo concursos na TVI! já se sabia quem ia ganhar! ah pois! e agora todos ficam a saber! mas a popularidade dos teus inkéritos vai aumentar exponecialmente. é sempre assim. tcharam!! :P

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